An Oyster Joke

oysterPolicemen were investigating the scene of the crime where a woman and a man lay dead on the bed in a room.


Policeman: What have caused these lovers’ death? Any suspect?

At this, the oysters in a plate in the bedside table got alarmed and talked to themselves.

Oyster 1: What do you reckon killed the girl?
Oyster 2: The bacteria in us.
Oyster 1: What?
Oyster 3: They ate us raw, man!
Oyster 1: So?
Oyster 2: She has liver disease and diabetes, and that Vibrio thing we carry...
Oyster 1: How about the man?
Oyster 3: It's the aphrodisiac. He had eaten a lot and I bet he couldn't stand the effect, got so stiff all his organs stopped working.

- The end -

While it is a fact that oysters are aphrodisiacs, these seafoods are also known to carry harmful bacteria, Vibrio vulnificus. These bacteria are naturally present in marine environments and at their highest levels in Gulf Coast waters and oysters, especially during the warm summer months, that every year, Californians face serious illness and death after consuming raw oysters from states bordering the Gulf of Mexico (Alabama, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Texas), thus called Gulf oysters.


BeOysterAware is one site that provides consumers the information about oysters and oyster recipes, and also the risk involved in eating them raw. The website is dedicated to educate the oyster consuming public by providing a detailed background on Vibrio vulnificus and the health conditions that are at-risk for this, and also present delicious oyster products with reduced risk for every consumer, including the at-risk, so everyone can eat savory oyster treats raw, steamed, fried, charbroiled, grilled….whatever your fancy, just BE OYSTER AWARE!




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joanjoyce said...

sang ops toh? :P galing ah

Zang said...

PPP

joanjoyce said...

ung favor ko po ha hehehe wag mo daw kamlimutan na siya ang pers sa list :P

Zang said...

pano ba yun gagawin?

Pinay WAHM said...

Hi Zang...

Passing thru lang...enjoy the rest of the week...

Juliana

Mckhoii said...

haha! Oyster moyster. People be cautious for Redtide poisoning ^_^

www.mckhoii.com

Chivalrybean said...

What the crazy? {:0p

Randoms said...

Natawa ako sa pagkakahati ng post. After ng read the rest of the entry, The End na pala ng joke. Hahaha.

Zang said...

@ juliana - thanks for passing by, ate J!

@ mckhoii - mga talaba, and all things mollusks

@ chivalrybean - crazy, what? LOL

@ randoms - at least even if the joke's content didn't come out as a joke for you, it still had been a joke for you, the way it was written.. Ha ha

Pinay WAHM said...

Hi Zang...

Just added you sa aking YM...I appear offline kasi nagtatago ako sa mundo...hahaha...

See you there...

Juliana

Zang Caesar said...

@ ate j- it's ok.. nakakaleave din nman ng offline msgs eh

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